Musical Food

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.

*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food

by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

Gerber Baby Food

Something that may be disgusting to someone.

"This shit taste like Gerber baby food" "What?" "This shit taste like Garbage"

by France1941 July 6, 2024

Food Displacement

In the event when one consumes enough food to push the food that is in your system causing you to shit.

Jack experienced food displacement while eating at the chinese buffet.

by Food Displacement December 19, 2019

Food

Best thin ever, good for you, healthy, need it

Food is one of the most important things you need in like

by Liz.z05 September 19, 2018

Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019

Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019