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Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011
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Facebook Etiquette

The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.
Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?

Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010
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Facebook Date

v:

To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
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facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance
by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009
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Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013
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Pull a Facebook

1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.
by JudgeJC January 21, 2011
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Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.
"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.
by Dey-ron June 21, 2014
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