Sloppy Joe

Joe Biden on a bunch of Xanax

“He’s looking like Sloppy Joe right now. He shouldn’t of ate all those bars.”

by Bigdicksforjoebiden August 9, 2022

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Sloppy Wisconsin

When someone gives you a blow job with nacho cheese in their mouth.

“Linda gave me a Sloppy Wisconsin last night!”

by anonymous August 21, 2022

Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Sloppies

Similar to sloppy seconds, but with an increased level of sloppiness with each partner....

T'was a most excellent evening which included a delicious game of sloppies with a few friends I met online.

by Tenderdick October 24, 2022