sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

I came over to her house, she wanted to try something different, so she gave me a sloppy dallas. It was weird at first, but felt great once it happened!

by anonymous October 16, 2020

sleepy sloppy

When a one partner is falling asleep and the other partner goes down on them.

I know you’re falling asleep but are you interested in some sleepy sloppy.

by ArabellaP October 17, 2023

Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018

sloppy dallas

When a girl gives a blowjob while packing a fat lip.

“Hey girl! Why don’t you stick some of that dip in your mouth and give me a sloppy Dallas!”

“No, don’t spit that out. Come give me a sloppy dallas instead.”

by Illien October 15, 2020