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Headlands School

A place where rapists/sexual offenders/teachers gather.
Man 1 : Did you go to Headlands school?

Man 2 : Yes

Man 1: Did you get raped?

Man 2 : Yeah.
by Blottie April 12, 2011
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middle school

a place where:

the youngest grade thinks they're so cool because they just got out of elementary school.
the middle grade hates everyone and really just doesn't care at all.
the oldest grade also hates every other grade and they act superior to everyone else. and scares everyone with how tall they are.

the one where i live is grades 5, 6 and 7 but a lot of them are 6, 7 and 8.
middle school:
kid in youngest grade: lyk omggzzz i am sooo kewl! 3 months ago i was an elementerrey skewl kidd but now im soooo awesomez.

kid in middle grade: what? oh just shut up.

kid in oldest grade: look! im tall! MUAHAHAHAHA
by look its a person! November 28, 2009
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School sex

When a man goes and bangs a woman in the bathroom for the entire school day. But either they get caught, the bitch gets pregnant, or they have the best fucking day at school and want to do this everyday. Eventually the man will forget his condoms and will end up cumming in his hoe
Joseph: where the fuck you been all day?
Ralph: having school sex
by RTD633 April 11, 2016
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medical school

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.
I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.
by mjrn January 18, 2006
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High School

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003
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drug school

A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.
From "Super Troopers":
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"

D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)
by Nick D November 12, 2003
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Middle School

1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos.

2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.
1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.

2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge
by Xelloss23 August 29, 2011
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