The Two Song Rule

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

by JackTwo May 31, 2010

one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

by hbot47 November 8, 2019

One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

two day rule

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

by damion. March 17, 2009

Rule 101 of the Internet

101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.

Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.

by Jeffykins October 15, 2012

Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.

John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

chuuya rule 34

chuuya rule 34, a user who claims to be addicted to chuuya rule 34. Also claims to search chuuya on porn hub so she can watch chuuya porn. Uses she/her pronounces.

Chuuya rule 34 is hot.

by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022