Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.

Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!

by BramT April 11, 2021

Shake a Peter

When one is in a hurry or is rushed. “Shake a Peter” also can be used as Peter shakin’ when one is bored.

“Shake a Peter boys, we’re late!”

by This guy KW October 31, 2021

alexa and peter

alexa and peter are the cutest couple. they’re very sweet to everyone and will help you whenever you need it. they’re pretty popular because of their personalities. alexa is bubbly and sweet and will do anything for you if you just ask. peter is really nice, trustworthy and honest so you can share anything with him. you’ll never have a dull time when you’re with them. they’re a perfect match together <3 two peas and a pod!!

person one: oh who’s that really sweet couple everyone loves??

person two: omg that’s alexa and peter! how do you not know them?? they’re so sweet.

by iloveandrewgarfield<3 January 18, 2022

helly and peter

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶

helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches”

by somebody!!! April 30, 2022

Pulling a Peter

Making plans and hyping up an event and then not following up with the plan.

Why isn't he at training today? Guess he pulled a Peter. Pulling a peter

by Peter Dangg April 5, 2023