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pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
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punched

When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.

Also

When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.

Also
Man did you see lance last night? He was punched he smoked so much crack!!
by Dotts March 4, 2022
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight
“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”
by Themonarchy April 14, 2021
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Punch

A nice gift to people you feel like are peices of shit.
Imma punch you!
by AvalonsPickles July 2, 2023
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punch perm

a fancy hairstyle as worn by Japanese punks. - Details unknown.
Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.
by gorry January 13, 2014
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Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.
It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.
by Daily events December 12, 2024
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