Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021

five man rainbow

That feeling after you get bit by a rabies infested possum.

Went hunting with dad last weekend, and I'm pretty sure that was my first five man rainbow.

by Understandable July 21, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025