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National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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Coochie Cut

pussy, a womans vagina, the body part where a woman gets her period
You should let me heal that coochie cut with some Sexual Healing 😉
by PHREAKYPAT April 11, 2024
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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Cut the Ligament

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024
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Cut software

When you load the M2 machine CNC cutting torch with antimatter fuel and launch your business into another region.
I lit my hair on fire again I'm cut software and that's my haircut.
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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Cuts You Up

I find you in the morning
After dreams of distant signs
You pour yourself over me
Like the sun through the blinds
You lift me up
And get me out
Keep me walking
But never shout
Hold the secret close
I hear you say
You know the way
It throws about
It takes you in
And spits you out
It spits you out
When you desire
To conquer it
To feel you're higher
To follow it
You must be clean
With mistakes
That you do mean
Move the heart
Switch the pace
Look for what seems out of place
On and on it goes
Calling like a distant wind
Through the zero hour we'll walk
We'll cut the thick and break the thin
No sound to break no moment clear
When all the doubts are crystal clear
Crashing hard into the secret wind
You know the way
It twists and turns
Changing color
Spinning yarns
You know the way
It leaves you dry
It cuts you up
And takes you high
You know the way
It's painted gold
Is it honey
Is it gold
You know the way
It throws about
It takes you in
And spits you out
Oh, cuts you up
Oh, cuts you up
Oh, cuts you up
Oh, la la la la la la la la
You know the way
It throws about
It takes you in
And spits you out
It spits you out
When you desire
To conquer it
To feel you're higher
To follow it
You must be clean
With mistakes
That you do mean
Move the heart
Switch the pace
Look for what
Seems out of place
Oh, cuts you up
Oh, cuts you up
It's o.k.
It goes this way
The line is thin
It twists away
Cuts you up
And spits you out
Keeps you walking
But never shout
Oh
Oh
by Death Menace May 19, 2023
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In the Cut

In the Cut literally means "in the vagina" or simply "the vagina". This line is spoken by Mark Ruffalo in the movie In the Cut where he is asked by Meg Ryan what his sexual preference is, and he replies "I like it in the cut", which means he has no unusual kinks, he just likes women and regular sex; his preference is simply a woman's vagina with no frills. It is the same as a man saying, "I like pussy". "In the cut" might appear to be preferable to a man saying "I like pussy", but saying "I like it in the cut" is equally distasteful to women. It is tangential to a slang term for the vagina like "gaping axe wound".

Person A: Do you like spanking women?
Person B: Nah, I'm a simple guy, I like it in the cut.
Person A: "In the Cut", what is that?
Person B: The cut is a woman's vagina, I just like straight sex. I like pussy, it's that simple.
I don't have any fancy kinks, I'm a simple man, I just like it in the cut.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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