oh my nut 

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation

*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"

oh my nut by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017

Dump A Nut 

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.

She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.

Dump A Nut by BungusChungus June 1, 2018

broke a nut 

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

broke a nut by Bubbanator June 5, 2018

Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!

Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises

Bus a nut day by Jfaulken June 6, 2018

Phatest brain nut 

Phatest brain fart of the century.

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

Phatest brain nut by yourmothergay August 23, 2018

Slicks the Nut Hairs 

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

Slicks the Nut Hairs by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

Squirrelin’ a Nut by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019