Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet
by Psude 'Nim June 08, 2024
by niva01 July 24, 2023
Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home
Bethany is a fake ass whore
by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 04, 2020