fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop

Fuck me is very sexual and gross

by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018

knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

weed me

Engulfs (6)

What's the answer to the crossword question Engulfs (6) that is W_E_M_
"WEED ME"

by LukeLukeLukeLukeLuke May 3, 2019

Me 87

It is an account name that is used by an idiot. He is very impolite because he said something that hurts someone else.
It is a kind of cyber bullying, you search Me 87 in urban dictionary.I will not say Me 87's real name because it is impolite and rude, and idk his name XD.

Me 87 is a human that speaks human language.OH, no, he is not a human.

by idontknowwhoiam87 January 9, 2023

Test Me

When someone named Nathan says "test me" to a situation when they are feeling beaten, overpowered, or insecure of themselves and need a way to try to get back in a defensive way, that doesn't work.

You: "Well you are ugly"
Nathan: "Test Me"

by LETSGOROCKETSHIPS October 17, 2022