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9th march

It stands for "National day for men" and the whole day we show our closest men much love and appreciation.
It doesn't have a historically significant reason why it's on the 9th of march every year.
Many are debating whether it is harmful for women because it is right after "National women's day", and it may be an example of some kind of mockery towards women, but it really is just a coincidence.
"Hey have you heard what day it is today?"
"Oh, is today the day of homosexuals - uh i mean the we celebrate our definitely heterosexual men, 9th march?"
"I knew you would know"
"I mean who wouldn't hahaha, must be not very bright"
"Some Milica surely doesn't know"
by nijekardenilija March 9, 2024
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March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.
Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.
by bigbutgirk23 December 18, 2023
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Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.
Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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10th March

Aurora and Jovic's 1 month anniversary!!
Eg. "What's the date?" "Its 10th March." "Omg it's Aurora and Jovic's Anniversary!"
by Valllllllll March 10, 2024
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March 23-24

RIANN appreciation day
Because riann (the one and only good spelling) is the best, and so cool, we can all agree, riann. Is. The. Best.
March 23-24: the days in between the 22nd and 25th of March
by Urmomslov3r March 23, 2022
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11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day
bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay
by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024
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March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.
Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)
by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022
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