It rhymes with 'Cake'.
by You'reWelcome69 October 20, 2019
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and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019
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by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019
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by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019
Get the Jake mug.jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.
by depressedhun October 22, 2019
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Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
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