guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
Get the fake friendmug. 
Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names
by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019
Get the Fake namesmug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.
by Preiod March 4, 2022
Get the Fake Brothermug. a fake bro is a bro who breaks the to vide repeatedly for example telling ur girl ur cheating or getting with ur bros ex
ps fuck you azalea
ps fuck you azalea
by the Flocka July 17, 2022
Get the fake bromug. by Inquisitive Walnut November 16, 2022
Get the Fake and gaymug.