Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
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Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
Get the Shit-facebooking mug.FBF or Facebook frontin' is when somone makes their appearance on facebook different from how they are in real life just to try and attract a certain group of people and/or make themselves look "cool".
Rat is Facebook Frontin' too hard. He's just tryna look cool for that girl.
Cheese be FBF too much.
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Cheese be FBF too much.
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by nitsuawckcw October 23, 2011
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Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
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It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011
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person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .
by BMFESQ August 3, 2017
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