Facebook Bitch 

A dude who spends 24x7 with facebook detached to outside world.

Girl 1: This guys is a facebook bitch.
Girl 2: You mean bitching with facebook? :P

Facebook Bitch by Monster-Y July 7, 2011

facebook Sniper

That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.

Whoah, that kid with the crutch in Physical Science Freshman year just Facebook Sniper'd me!"

facebook Sniper by The Rabblerouser April 30, 2009

facebook twin 

Someone who looks like you or shares the same name on Facebook.

That girl looks just like you. She could be your facebook twin.

facebook twin by jdogg420 August 29, 2009

Facebook Angles 

A habitual "cropping" of the proportions of an ugly person to make them seem appealing as a default picture.

I came across this chick I thought was hot, then I viewed her Profile picture and it was full of facebook angles. Needless to say I deleted our connection after.

Facebook Angles by Mafia Muff September 3, 2009

Facebook asshole 

Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.

Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk

Facebook asshole by Jameyf'nBaby November 8, 2010

Facebook vagina 

Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.

Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.

Facebook vagina by Angryasian February 5, 2009

facebook detox 

Loser

i.e. Someone who pretends that they have better things to do than be on facebook.

Please see Betty Cox.

Katherine could never undergo facebook detox, even though she actaully is a loser.

facebook detox by Bisky Burns March 25, 2007