1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014
Get the Facebook Fucko mug.1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013
Get the Facebook Inquisition mug.The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.
Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?
Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010
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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Date mug.The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.
Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .
by BMFESQ August 3, 2017
Get the Facebook Nice mug.1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.
by JudgeJC January 21, 2011
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Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015
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