Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling

“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Downlands College

Can't beat toowoomba grammar in anything, bad at all sport

Him: "I go to Downlands College"
You: "fuck off"

by yhdujskjdfhsjdk August 11, 2022

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

College Cunt

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people

man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt

by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022

Boston College

College that tries to recruit students from a variety of backgrounds but then orientalizes them for not being caucasian or Catholic and lumps them together as "AHANA" students.

I went to Boston College. They made me read the bible and made me feel different for not being a white Catholic person. Weird experience.

by anonymous November 4, 2022

southwark college

Also known as the reject spot. when you jam your gcse and no better college or sixthform is accepting you, this is the place a south londoner would go to.

I got nothing more then 4s in my gcse it’s looking like a lewisham or southwark college for me

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022