Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.

me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.

by pure glass April 19, 2013

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Car wash

When 3 girls give a blow job at the same time. One on each side and one at the head, sucking and licking simultaneously until they ejaculate.

At the party, Dennis received a car wash from Jen, Pam and Kay, on the couch next to the dance floor.

by JenB401 March 17, 2025

car blower.

Someone who gave another person head in a vehicle

Oh yeah, Martha and I had a great time tonight, but I think shes more of one to be a car blower.

by cookiedough303 January 3, 2020

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019

Car

Intentional misspelling of cat.
Used because it's silly.

Omg it's a car!

by Am I Steve? March 25, 2024