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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
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bowl

a stadium for sporting or musical events.
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No super bowl rings

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings
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Super Bowl XLIX

When the terms come to NFL, we remember the 2015 super bowl. It was a dramatic season and NFLTVPASS.Com was covered the event. The AFC champion New England Patriots defeated the NFC champion Seattle Seahawks, 28–24, to earn their fourth Super Bowl title.

NBC broadcast the full event and the total views of the event were 6 million.
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Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!
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salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then
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Rolley bowl

A glass bubble like smoking device used for smoking illegal substances in. Also called an oil burner.
Hey girl you got anything that I can hit in the rolley bowl
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