blacked friday

The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.

Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.

Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.

by Harriet Plugman November 25, 2017

Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

black af1

street slang for meth with cum and 1 dollar pizza that is mixed together and later pressed to pills

deler: eyeee dog want some black af1

australian kid: na ye ye na mate i hav som crock cock
deler: ok blackniegrochild

by thekidthatsuckt April 7, 2022

black goalie

When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali

"I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled a black goalie"

by KiidWavy April 13, 2017

black mitzvah

a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.

Taylor, an African-American at my school, had a black mitzvah on her 13th birthday.

by ialwayshaveahardon June 11, 2006

black pass

A fictional possession meaning that you are black in the sense of style, attitude, pride in the black race, etc.

Basically to keep it real when you are black.

But it can be considered revoked if you do otherwise. For example be black, but a Goth or Punk (musical sense)

It's a common joke that then it is revoked, to turn it in at the nearest liquor sto on Martin Luther King blvd, and turn it in. Also you can do so at Roscoes Chicken & Waffles...

Shaniqua went to a Marilyn Manson concert! She even wears all those chains and leather straps and stuff...

Man, her 'black pass' is REVOKED!

by Andy "The Man" Alexis July 22, 2008

Talking Black

When a completely white person tries to act and/or talk like a stereotypical black person, and generally fail epically.

Random White Nerd: "*snorts* Wassup, nigga?"

Black Dude: "Get out my face, you piece of shit."

Random Hobo Walking By: "Yeah, man, stop talking black."

by Xx-Carebear-xX January 18, 2009