Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Asshole

Me

I'm the biggest asshole

by Darkside._.ofthe._.moon September 17, 2019

Asshole

The part where of thanos body that ant-man crawl throw to end thanos in endgame.

Thanos:
Ant-man and his ants: *Ant noises*(crawl in his asshole and expand.

by X_youngxking_x March 25, 2019

Asshole

asshole is a term for someone who acts like a jerk. there are two types of assholes:
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)

rando person: bro kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄

by anonymous October 13, 2021

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020