Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food

"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.

by Bella hjr August 11, 2020

Apple

A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc

Oh got that guys got a fuck Apple MacBook

by JasperTheMaster08 August 17, 2020

apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters”

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Apples

Am I right chat

Apples am I right chat

by Applenox October 2, 2020