Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.

He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.

by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010

wet ass syndrome

wet ass syndrome (WAS) is when your ass is soaked all day. can last several days. this can be just sweat, but it can also be associated and/or caused by orange grease, pepper, and leaky ass and is different for everyone. it could be a combination of any or all of the aforementioned.

Shit man, I won't be getting any sleeve tonight. My ass is soaked. I have wet ass syndrome.

by truth guru June 14, 2010

wet basement N.J.

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.

Wet basement N.J. is a major problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

by obwon420 March 27, 2009

sniffer wet-jet

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.

Last night when I was getting a sniffer wet-jet I almost drowned.

by madeNchina December 9, 2008