Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Tom

Skinny white dude with a big dick

That guy over there, he's a total Tom

by Staceys_mom_99 December 29, 2022

Tom Sharp

Best clash of clans player in Smidge Spartans

Tom Sharp, heard he was the best clash of clans player in smidge Spartans.

by Shipshape1 January 3, 2023

Tom

Tom is a corrupt dumb son of a bitch.

Tom u suck

by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023

Tom Aue 10

Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.

Tom Aue 10 is ugly af

by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023

tom holland lip sync

We know this isnt your first time watching it, although its weirdly funny….

Did you see the tom holland lip sync battle yesterday?

by rain;( December 8, 2023

Tom Z

The condition/disease of acting like a robot at school, symptoms being lack of social awareness, awkward in public, lack of awareness of physical appearance, and loss of friends. It is contagious.

You’re such a bot you have Tom Z.

by Ohio1111 December 13, 2023