meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

by meetmasheen May 21, 2017

seat meat

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

by whalesharkz December 5, 2013

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009

meat swede

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.

(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!

by RickyRocket September 15, 2006

meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

by bolden January 24, 2007

meat muzzel

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your meat muzzel and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 11, 2005

yeeting the meat

to yeet you must beat the meat skeet yeet then repeat skeet on you skofs and slob on the knob then that will make you ur green corn on the cob do your job and yeet your knob

my mom died from yeeting the meat to hard turned yellow

by thepinkeyedpussy August 21, 2018