fucking liar

Someone who doesn't just lie, but lies about something big and/or important.

He said he wasn't the kind of guy that would have a one night stand. He was a fucking liar

by AMTcgy August 18, 2005

fucking slut

For a person who is deemed sexually promiscuous, Thus being the "ultimate slut".

Driving by a random house and yelling out the car "Fucking Slut!" and then driving away laughing your ass off.

by m_j_s December 25, 2007

Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.

"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."

by ZotZot February 22, 2010

fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

by OldDude December 30, 2007

Fuck gullet

"Fuck Gullet" synonymous to throat.

Johnny nailed her right in the fuck gullet, tears, phlegm and snot were flying everywhere.

by TimThomas March 16, 2009

Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009