A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.
Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.
Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.
by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Graveyardmug. The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009
Get the facebook insurancemug. The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
by Emadrio October 20, 2010
Get the Facebook Pruningmug. David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015
Get the Facebook Itchmug. To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Rapedmug. The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.
Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
by burning bacon June 5, 2012
Get the The facebook facesmug. v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Datemug.