fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop

Fuck me is very sexual and gross

by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018

knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

Me and the boys

"Me and the boys" is an exclamation expressed by a boy in a boy group when something is relatable to being with the boys.

A: oi look, the dolphins are swimming in unicen!
B: Me and the boys!

by "Fill em with the venom" PRO March 14, 2020

Shiver Me

When your partner gets there dominant hand and sticks it as far in your Anal as possible and shake their hand like they are shaking someone's hand until they make you shit

Jackson shiver me now!

by Shiver me April 25, 2017

Where's me

What someone says when they are extremely disorientated or in extreme panic.

Person 1: I had a bad nightmare last night.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.

by Mintok The Destroyer November 23, 2009