fart you

When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me

"Fart you, oh excuse me

by Swagp200 January 9, 2017

Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021

fart train

To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers

Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!

by taranto September 25, 2013

Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff May 14, 2012

Fart Loose

A parody of the famous song “cut loose” it goes as “fart loose, fart loose, let out your asshole juice

Josh: Yo were you listening to “Fart Loose”
Chandler: Hell yeah

by Boof Man Jah January 31, 2020

Old fart

A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.

Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it

by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004