how are you going to celebrate national jack adams day? - jenna
we are going to have a picnic in the park! -jack
we are going to have a picnic in the park! -jack
by jenjenjenjenjenjenjen August 3, 2021
Get the national jack adams daymug. Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
Get the Adam Van Hornmug. An Adam's Apple, as defined by the bible was originally formed from a person named "Adam" from Adam And Eve bit into an apple where he eventually choked onto the apple and there remained the piece of the apple to this current day
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty
Adam bit into an apple but began choking on it and there remained the piece he bit on, stuck in his throat thus creating the Adam's Apple
by John Kasodus May 27, 2021
Get the Adam's Applemug. Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
Get the Adammug. by Hassan 129 November 25, 2021
Get the Pizza Adammug. Adam is illiterate. He always starts arguments and has a bit of a temper. He love conquest so so too much. Adam is sadam.
by URBOIOFMAN December 10, 2019
Get the Adammug. by Bobby tupper September 29, 2020
Get the Adam francismug.