It will be over when I’m dead!

It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.

Example:

First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

my dad is dead

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

by GipperAKH October 14, 2007

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.

This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.

Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

by GrayHollows August 14, 2022

dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

by fishyfishy-oh October 29, 2013

dead man's float

Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.

"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."

by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arguably the best video game that Rockstar Games has ever made as well as one of the greatest video games of all time. Universally acclaimed by fans and critics alike for its realism, storyline, and character developement. A hard to deny evidence that God exists.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a much better alternative to degeneracy in society such as doing drugs, having unprotected sex, and going to lame parties/raves.

by Jon Win November 25, 2018