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Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
by Among gus April 11, 2024
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texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass
I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night
by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014
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Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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san leon, texas

a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks
person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas
by leoriosbae October 5, 2021
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