Woodmansterne Secondary

It just doesn't have enough jesus
Please im running out of holy water
The kids here are insane
They don't do their worshipping
Please I just need more holy water to wash out my eyes
Seeing these people everyday hurts

Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water

Mr Hegarty: mmm I love Mr Marland so much which school do you go to uwu
Mr Marland: I go to woodmansterne secondary owo

by 🐸 F r o g 🐸 November 16, 2020

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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

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2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

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Tattie Sconned

Scottish slag for when you slap someone on the forehead.

You’ve just been tattie sconned!!

Brian: slaps Scott on the forehead while screaming TATTIE SCONE leaving him red raw like a game of red arse.

by Goofy_Goober9 April 20, 2021

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half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

My half-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

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