pee off

To tell someone to piss off without using the word itself.

Normally said by a nervous French teacher (who assumes everyone is his mate/if he is cornish, pronounced meat) to students on the back row having a laff-and-a-giggle meat.

"Look meat alrite, if you don't want to be here, just...just...PEE OFF MEAT!"

*everyone walks out*

by Dooguy July 3, 2005

Going Off

Ranting or preaching to prove your point to someone else, with the chance that your point is invalid.

"George Washington wasn't even the first president. No one liked him. He was so stupid and ugly..."
"Bro, you're going off for no reason, and you're wrong dumbass"

by a______________a May 28, 2013

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

pop off

A fart or the act of flatulence. Breaking wind.

I just did a pop off.

by Alex5268 May 22, 2007

Laid Off

When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.

No way! He got Laid Off?

by maninacoma July 12, 2011

Rubbing off

Female version to jerking off.

"Damn he's so hot he has me wet !" "I have to go and rub off now." Said Susan.

Rubbing off

by Cookiearrow July 6, 2015