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your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
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13 year old mug

A mug that has been around for 13 years, what do you expect?
by The trend follower November 27, 2017
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Yea Old Sketchy Box.

The wooden crate in your head where all sketchy thoughts get flung to be dealt with at a later drug free date.
Wow that's weird... (I wonder if I'm slightly fried)

Yes indeed, it appears to be something for Yea Old Sketchy Box.
by Ma-nam-a-ray January 21, 2019
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Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
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alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK
Alright you old cunt, how’s it going
by speed7 September 9, 2020
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Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 3, 2006
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