edgy 9 years old

a kid that loves nazi

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old

by aedrdiediej February 9, 2021

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going

by speed7 September 9, 2020

Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

Old people smell syndrome

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

by The man who has a chin March 1, 2022

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007