car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023

car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

car

it drives

car drives

by c2trappy. May 16, 2021

McGarvey car

A really rash and dangerous car, usually modified in the most illegal way possible

“Tell me you didn’t let McGarvey Cars near her?”

by Mk4lad1 December 1, 2021

Car

An explosive device used by the IRA

well you use the car and kablooey

by Banana of hello May 21, 2021

car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022