Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

by Some whitts March 22, 2017

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

by tb_2478 August 5, 2025

muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 22, 2009

Tuff Muffin

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021