Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

<3

omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob Ortiz

Someone who is chopped

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

Gurt: yo

by Doug3 May 7, 2025

Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

Jacob stan

A term usually used to insult people you don't like. Jacob stan referring to #TeamJacob in the Twilight fandom.

Omg quit it Jacob stan!

by Claymyerzz October 1, 2021

Jacob Atkinson

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK

Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good

by ellcastillleng May 31, 2023

Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021