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Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks
me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha
by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
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jacob

hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee
by yo mane May 29, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.
Omg what kind of person is he?
oh he's a Jacob.
by Madso June 25, 2020
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jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
by jeezo yunglee February 11, 2014
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Jacob

Don't be a Jacob.
by Arso198 November 21, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
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Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
Yo have you seen Jacob play today?
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020
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