jake zammitt

An absolute god that everyone loves and can't stop loving. He is better than dryfield in every way.

Man that guy is such a jake zammitt.

by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020

Papi jake

Jake is my papi not urs but mine 😩

Papi jake

by Kskdkf April 2, 2022

Jake

A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.

1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.

by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

jake ebs

Should date Jaida

Jake Ebs should date Jaida

by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016