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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.
"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."
by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020
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Jacob

The most amazing guy ever. They're a gentleman and super smart. They are a social butterfly, always nice and friendly with everyone. They are also one of the most oblivious people you will ever meet. They can be a huge dork but it a good way.
by BookNerd79 November 30, 2021
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Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.
Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.
by rslashjacob September 20, 2021
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Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite
by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019
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Jacob Siemens

Jacob Siemens is a very common name from the 1800, they use this name to a describe someone who likes to copy things from other people.
They like to think they are very good smelling but in reality all they use is SWY intensely.
Jacob Siemens copied Hudson’s shoes, pants, and shirt,
by Arshamhater 123 November 2, 2023
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