A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 23, 2021
A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
by deandoeandoeandoea July 06, 2023
A Jacob Lyle is the sweatest man you will ever meet . You will recognize him from his bright red face because he is out of breath from laying in bed . When all his friends point out he’s getting fat he will deny it .
Did you see Jacob Lyle playing soccer yesterday ?
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
by Grease king November 24, 2019
He is such a jacob bilinski
by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016
is the best person that exists on this planet, his soul is so beautiful , he cares about everyone , he loves his fans , is talented af , kindest person on earth, a visual, everything that a mom wishes for her daughter. and his fans love him more that he could ever imagine. (he's not gonna read this but still) we love you so much jacob :D <3
i love you , -s
i love you , -s
The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 02, 2019