Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 27, 2022

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science

by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023