The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

by brobk avlie August 4, 2021

Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018

Underground Air Raid

A pure racist and/or rapist. Its like eating an Indian, Japanesse, Thai, Mexican burrito while hungover packed with gummy worms, spoiled beans and marsh mellows that are 3years past the expiration date. Vomit inducer.....Look up the definition of "Air Raid" and let your imagination flow. Ever wish you had that magic "wand" that makes everything disappear? Well that would come in handy in an Underground Air Raid....

Best pal Randy says " Here you are little girl...another beer?"
Lindsay-"I just had one beer who wants to do me?!?!!!Opps, I have HIV! But OH well!!!"
Fred-"I am so ready to have sex with you!!"
Lindsay-"Sounds great! Like OMG!"
Fred- "I would like to introduce the underground air raid...mmmhhhmmm"
Best pal Randy says "Don't sink in, we may not see you EVER again...not a big loss anyways, just sayin."
Fred- "Sweetheart I never got your name"

by SpankedYourMomTWICE June 3, 2011

Air BN-Baby

When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship

Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me

by tbc.dreyo April 10, 2019

When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021