au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022

Des!duous Tree

A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you

7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”

Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”

“Des!duous Tree is my favorite song by Lil skarr and Lil Fire”

by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025

smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Tree

If you don’t know what a tree is go outside

I punched someone because they didn’t know what a tree was

by FireRubies September 28, 2019

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017