the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Horse girl

A girl who really just loves and cares about their horse.

That horse girl

by Horse48 August 29, 2022

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

Crazy Horse

Crazy horse was born in 1842 time. She fought in the battles of Fetterman Fight, Battle of the Rosebud, Battle of the Little Bighorn. Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader of the Oglala band in the 19th century. He took up arms against the United States federal government to fight against encroachment by white American settlers on Native American territory and to preserve the traditional way of life of the Lakota people. She had a daughter named They Are Afraid of Her. Crazy Horse died on September 5, 1877, Fort Robinson Museum & History Center, NE.

Crazy horse is awesome.

by Lilly Green December 7, 2020

Angry horse

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.

Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.

by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015

The horse

ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

THE HORSE IS NOT REAL, PAY IT NO ATTENTION

by LeslieWren February 12, 2022