escape shower

taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with

“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”

“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”

by delphiniumium April 24, 2023

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Shower Beer

One of the top beers to have. Usually done when you’re a few drinks deep at pre’s and need to freshen up before heading out. The feeling is out of this world.

"Had a couple beers, felt sweaty, jumped in for a quick rinse. brought an asahi with me. Nothing hits like a shower beer."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Hoosier Rain Shower

A group activity where three to five men simultaneously give a golden shower to a willing participant in the disorienting twists of a corn maze, often associated with rural Indiana shenanigans.

Last fall, they got wild at the county fair and pulled off a Hoosier Rain Shower in the corn maze—talk about a soggy harvest!

by stingfeld May 26, 2025

Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

Showering

I need some bitches.

Showering.

by Sexhaver4200 March 18, 2022

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022