Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016

Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick

YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!

by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017