1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013
Get the Facebook Inquisitionmug. A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.
Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !
Brochacho 1: Totally !
Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !
Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011
Get the Facebook slaggermug. 1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.
by JudgeJC January 21, 2011
Get the Pull a Facebookmug. David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015
Get the Facebook Itchmug. To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Rapedmug. Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
Get the Facebook Nerdmug. The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.
Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .
by BMFESQ August 3, 2017
Get the Facebook Nicemug.