The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 18, 2013
Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
by Jessssie(; May 25, 2011
The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.
Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?
Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010
This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu January 23, 2012
A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.
by Monster Mans May 19, 2011
(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
by PhraseTheSun July 21, 2018