he's tall
by ItsNotWaffle2500 August 29, 2021

Ethan is a guy you will get along with. He is funny smart cute and sweet. He can be cheeky but is always nice. He has manors and always is a good friend to talk to. If you have a Ethan in your life keep him you wont regret it
by themilly_77 March 2, 2023

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

An absolute country boi, no matter what you say he will always say the he did it with his bois back in the country.
by RYANSHSERRYISGAY October 27, 2019

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.
by anonymous November 30, 2020

Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever
Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022
